January 2011
RT @jillybee72: I invented a new kind of improv where instead of applauding, the audience puts a chicken wing in the bucket of the most …
December 2010
My tweets →
Thu, 17:31: The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing mankind that he had nothing to do with expensive chocolates. http://flic.kr/p/95VzRc Thu, 20:31: RT @pareene:…
RT @jillybobww: To protest the fact that I continue to write for free, I’m going to title all future scripts, “Have Another Goddamned Sp …
Some days make you want to lock the front door, leave the keys in the house, walk down the street, and just not come back.
RT @walidk: @ClayRobeson That’s actually not too bad. They left out the Ticketmaster Rape Fee.
Om nom nom @ Tartine Bakery http://instagr.am/p/xCO2/
Really @Ticketmaster? Facility Charge, Convenience Fee, Order Processing Fee and Electronic Ticket Fee? $30 tickets now $45 tickets. #FAIL
Obama’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ http://huff.to/g6CaFb Remember: Corporations run America. @BarackObama, explain yourself. :(
RT @feliciaday: Ack with SG: U being cancelled and delicious.com being shut down, today is grim!!!
Watching the 1st Responders talk about the failure to pass the 9/11 FR Healthcare bill, and I’m infuriated. Fuck you Republican Senators.
Pre-carnage http://instagr.am/p/kuwo/
RT @shanenickerson: One great way to tell people you’re a dude who’s into tribal tattoos and clownrape is to order Stella Artois at the bar.
RT @Baxterrific: Way to go Senate GOP for blocking #DADT and health care for 9/11 responders because rich people are paying too many tax …
RT @DamianLovesTV: Well, for a government that seems to hate gays, they sure like fucking them. #DADT
RT @LionelTribbey: Senate Republicans’ agenda today: 1.Block 9/11 Responders Health Care 2. Block DREAM Act 3. Block #DADT repeal 4. Scr …
RT @jclee1230: it’s great to be a minority in America - where ur rights are constantly subject to the stupid whims of douchebags in suits
Earl Grey Tea & Rice Krispy Treats… Breakfast of Champions!
RT @StanleySpeaks: Special thanks to @drmistercody for the extra 2000 views on “Frak You!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJIunTi_QQ #V …
RT @StanleySpeaks: It’s that time of year again! Check out “Holiday Hunger Hymn” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo_HrCRZHM4 (it’s long b …
How is it acceptable for the Republicans to block Unemployment until @BarackObama agrees to a hand job to the rich? Someone please explain.
RT @make: RT @ptorrone “any sufficiently advanced hobby is indistinguishable from a job” — from a reader, nice.
RT @agoodshinkickin: @BarackObama what you call “compromise” I call paying ransom.
Pink sky at night, sailor’s delight… @ Philips Informatics http://instagr.am/p/fbXG/
RT @ebertchicago: WikiLeaks hasn’t exactly done what its critics claim. http://j.mp/fQH1Se
RT @alyankovic: Free speech hero or traitor/rapist? I guess the jury’s still out on @RealCarrotTop.
RT @jina: If you’re using jQuery UI, note that its use of ‘-99999999px;’ to hide things accessibly breaks in Chrome when zooming. Try -9 …
It’s all about the Benjamins… http://instagr.am/p/fO5S/
RT @Sky1Ron: The fog pattern in SF. It’s dissipating, should be a sunny day! http://twitpic.com/3dso9x
Take a min. to reflect on what Pearl Harbor taught us — we must keep Michael Bay away from the director’s chair at all costs! (via @wirrow)
RT @KuraFire: Visa & MasterCard: happy to process payments for the KKK, but @WikiLeaks is too much.
RT @amyroeder: My cat can poop two rooms away and make it smell in the living room. She’s a poo-triloquist.
Glenn Beck makes up shit about ancient Rome to support the Fox News story line of evil Obama government http://mm4a.org/fDhUSa |RT Christian
Hey Adobe, what’s with flash audio not stopping after the browser window is closed? #TheNeverEndingAmazonProductPreview #LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa
RT @nerdist: Tweeting my excitement over “Fillion’s Fusterclucks” a chocolatey treat made by @NathanFillion. Tiny Hank watches. http:// …
Puppet Eye http://instagr.am/p/eKy7/
Oh, Sunday. Why do you taunt me with naps when I have so much work to do??
RT @BadAstronomer: HOLY CRAP that’s a big prominence. RT @elakdawalla: RT @mars_stu: Good grief, look at what’s happening on the Sun…! h …
I <3 Rainy City Streets http://instagr.am/p/eTsN/
RT @wikileaks: Sarah Palin says Julian should be hunted down like Osama bin Laden—so he should be safe for at least a decade.